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Hey You!
It's The Blogger!
Saturday, April 5, 2008
Sex Swirls.
Say you wanna get laid, right? Or rather, you're 'in the mood' for some lovin ;} Hormones starts sky rocketing and the next thing you know, you and your partner are lying face to face on the bed, touching and fondling each other. (This intercourse thing makes me tingle as I type .___.;; )
But!
Being the clever and well prepared girl you are, you want him to start using condoms and practice safe sex. Bla bla bla he'll give you bajillions of excuses but in the end he'll eventually give in. You start reasoning with him:
Girl: Oh come on, B. I got some nice condoms you could use. Very attractive colours!
Boy: Oh yea? Lemme see...
( Kinda funny when everything on his body is skin-colouredexcept his dingdong has flowers and is purple coloured XD )*Very very long pregnant pause after seeing the condoms she brought*
Girl: Well what do you think?
Guy: ...I am NOT wearing those.
Girl: Oh yea you are!
Guy: No I'm not!
Girl: Yes you are!
Guy: No no no no no!!
Girl: Yes yes yes yes yes!
Guy: Tell you what? I think you killed the mood here, because no force either on heaven or earth is gonna make me wear those!
*5 minutes later*
Guy: *tears off the purple packet and wears the rubber* I cannot believe I am wearing these..
END!
x)
The Chemique signing out~
: Snippets of Mariah's E=MC2 Album
Scribbled at 12:30 AM
